Jerry Zeinfeld Undercover: Light ‘n’ Bullshit

Seems like our friends at tropicana have thrown out a little twister of their own.

The following are the nutritional facts of two of their products.  One being their Tropicana Calcium + Vitamin D Orange Juice.  The other being their new product, Light N Healthy with Calcium (I decided to compare orange to half oranges here and am using the Tropicana + calcium since they do not have a plain light n healthy to compare to, which you will notice contains the addition of the FruitCal which adds the artificial calcium).

As you can see, the secret ingredient to making their product is simple: Just add water!  58% more water than juice to be exact.  So what are they doing with all of this extra juice they are saving?

Building hotels?

Building stadiums?

Breeding these guys?

Whatever they are doing, can we please have the rest of our juice back?  We can add the water on our own.

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