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Did you ever notice that most people who breathe too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?
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palpitation worthy
about 2 years ago - No comments
Seeing a car that looks like a cop when you are speeding is like seeing someone that looks like your mother in law when you are on a date with not your wife.
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Your momma 2009
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As the youth are getting older (apparently by the second) and having children, it’s come to my attention that the diseases they got in the late 80’s and early 90’s are still with them today, which makes me ask: What is a kid supposed to tell his friends is growing on his moms upper lip? More >
the kids are alright
about 3 years ago - No comments
According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine.
A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, More >
bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
about 4 years ago - No comments
Dear Doctors,
Overall, I’m the most perfect person I know. So plastic surgery is a no-go.
However, if they can figure out a way to change me so I don’t get shocked when I touch metal, I’ll be the first to sign up.
No matter how buff, strong, smart, cool, funny, sweet or perfect a person you are, More >
dear lawmakaZ
about 4 years ago - No comments
After reading this article about a New York construction worker being forced into a rectal examination after an on the site construction accident, I would like to propose a check box on our licenses, similar to the organ donor, authorizing if we want objects-in-the-anus or not.
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caption contest
about 4 years ago - No comments
f _ c k better?
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when you look good you play good
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If a pitcher icing their arm enables them to pitch longer,
Then a man should be able to ice his _ _ _ _ so he can _ _ _ _ longer.
Agreed?
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question of the day
about 4 years ago - No comments
Do homeless people ever spend the change they collect on vitamins?
If they can live on the street without them then why would I need them when I live in a house and work in an office?
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pic of the day
about 4 years ago - No comments
The last time I had pianitis, it wasn’t from a piano.
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question of the day
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Do gay monkeys have super aids? Or do two negatives make a positive and they are perfectly fine?
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about 1 year ago
mean but sooooooo true….srry person i dont know