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The solution to the Healthcare Crisis in America
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It’s pretty simple.
If poor people would just stop getting sick, then they wouldn’t have to worry about coverage.
Duh!
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Obama Caught on Tape Calling Kanye ‘Jackass’
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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He says it at 26 seconds!
Listen to our great President call Kanye West a Jackass! TMZ got a copy of the audio recording!
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CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS
micro, FACE!
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Obama’s Plan to Stop Unwanted Teen Pregnancy
about 2 years ago - No comments
The Obama Administration has no shame when it comes to its programs in reducing unwanted teen pregnancies in America.
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retardNation – Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350
about 3 years ago - No comments
Who says we are in a REcession?
People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.
This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong “RE”.
America isn’t in a REcession
America is REtarded.
Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping). This means with $1,350 they More >
caption contest
about 3 years ago - No comments
There is just no more privacy in America
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discount travel fares coming soon
about 4 years ago - No comments
I don’t know if THIS is a joke, but apparently some Eithiopians have been caught trying to sneak into America as stow aways on a plane in the overhead compartment.
This brings two things to mind
Either A. we need to send them more food
or B. Airlines can start selling the overhead compartments on flights at a More >
mark zuckerberg beat up your honor student
about 4 years ago - No comments
You know whats the best invention?
Facebook gifts.
Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece! If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that’s a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little More >
can you spare a square?
about 4 years ago - No comments
Society, I think we need to take a step back.
Well, maybe not society, it could just be me. I am saying this because today I chose a dirtier stall over a cleaner one. Not because there was more TP available in the dirtier one, but through a year and a half of trials and testing More >
the kids aren’t alright
about 4 years ago - No comments
This is a snapshot from Foxnews with the latest headlines from today.
Is seems to me that the youth of America is the biggest cause of all our problems.
Any suggestions as to what we can do to them? Other then try to have sex with them and give them firearms and matches?
Maybe we should just stop More >
just shutup
about 4 years ago - No comments
It used to just be Chicken. The only thing we had to worry about. Just make sure you wash it clean and refrigerate in a timely manner after bringing it out. Every once in a while it would make the news and it was happy.
Then it was Spinach, which was kind of odd, but we More >
