In the not too distance future

People will have to teach their children how to do “stationary uploads”.

Stationary Upload [stey-shuh-ner-ee uhp-lohd]

- Verb

- To transfer data while sitting down.

Tinas iPhone broke, so she was forced to do a stationary upload of all her photos to Facebook.  She nearly killed herself because of the amount of time it took.

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