about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Did you ever notice that most people who breathe too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?
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about 3 years ago - No comments
According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine.
A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
Dear Doctors,
Overall, I’m the most perfect person I know. So plastic surgery is a no-go.
However, if they can figure out a way to change me so I don’t get shocked when I touch metal, I’ll be the first to sign up.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Australians are great parents.
Take this for example.
Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah. They also have a dog named Cassey. Noah is a nice regular two year old boy. One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears. Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
After reading this article about a New York construction worker being forced into a rectal examination after an on the site construction accident, I would like to propose a check box on our licenses, similar to the organ donor, authorizing if we want objects-in-the-anus or not.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
f _ c k better?
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Do homeless people ever spend the change they collect on vitamins?
If they can live on the street without them then why would I need them when I live in a house and work in an office?
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about 4 years ago - No comments
If I said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT TRAIN TRACKS! Infact, if you haven’t shown them Stand by Me by the time they are in middle school, then it’s too late, you already lost them.
I beg you, don”t make the same mistake this pigeons parents made.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
The last time I had pianitis, it wasn’t from a piano.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Do gay monkeys have super aids? Or do two negatives make a positive and they are perfectly fine?
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