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What would happen if you taped a popsickle stick to a pigeon to the point that it could not bob its head up and down? Anyone want to try?
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the missing frame
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Question: If Brontosauruses were around today, would they want to have sex with this crane if they saw it? They kind of look alike, so it only seems logical.
Ok, I admit, I really don’t want to talk about crane banging. This is just a segway to a bigger prehistoric issue: Dinosaur genitalia.
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When someone gets convicted and they have to serve two or three life sentences, what does that mean? So when they die, in their afterlife they have to serve time too? That must be why some people go to jail and don’t even know why.
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i feel like such a jacktard
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I was running to Penn station to catch the 5:14 train today when I heard “smells like teen spirit” blasting out of a Lamborghini.
I looked into the car and saw a black man so I immediately thought to myself he must be famous. Turns out it was Tracy Morgan! Sadly enough, he totally ignored me. Since I More >
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Mexican 1: Hold this for me I am going to go get the car.
Mexican 2: Go fuck yourself.
Real Overheard NYC Conversations contains actual conversations I overheard on the streets of New York City. If you heard something crazy post it in the comments!
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When I turned the corner and bumped into this line of 200 women at 9:00am I thought it could only be one of two things. Either A: American women were finally coming to their senses and taking cooking classes or b: they were casting for a new season of Flavor of Love with Flava Flav. Unfortunately it More >
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All i did was walk in the store to ask for directions, two seconds later I came out and they had stolen everything
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I just bumped into this free snapple give away, ironically, five minutes ago I was craving something refreshing to drink. Have the marketers found a way to hack into my brain thoughts?
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seconds, anyone?
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El Marketing Campaign Es No Fabuloso, Colgate-Palmolive
coffee
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Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.
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