about 2 years ago - No comments
What would happen if you taped a popsickle stick to a pigeon to the point that it could not bob its head up and down? Anyone want to try?
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the missing frame
about 2 years ago - No comments
I don’t think we should go as far as not allowing sex offenders to own homes.
However I do think their homes should have to be made of clear materials so we can always see whats happening inside.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
Riddle me this.
What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Descent? 80? 90?
Think all you want, but these people are actually good drivers, if they weren’t there would be a hell of a lot more wrecks.
My question to you: Why do we not have any Indian Drivers in Nascar or anykind More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
Our idiot of the day award goes to Jonathan Parker, a 19 year old Pennsylvania kid who decided it would be a good idea to check his Facebook account while robbing a house. Problem is is that he forgot to log out of the computer when he left, leaving a simple trail for the police More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
Question: If Brontosauruses were around today, would they want to have sex with this crane if they saw it? They kind of look alike, so it only seems logical.
Ok, I admit, I really don’t want to talk about crane banging. This is just a segway to a bigger prehistoric issue: Dinosaur genitalia.
HOW COME THEY HAVE More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
When someone goes to prison and they are living alone/single, what happens to their stuff? Do they put in it in storage? Do they have garage sales to liquidate? Do they not have ANY bills anymore? They must have at least one. Do they forward their mail to the prison? If they do not forward More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
How come if a woman tells you you take her breath away, you might spend the night with her.
However, if she tells you you knocked the wind out of her, you’ll spend the night in jail.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
You know what’s a sad moment? Probably even sadder than when a man has his last meal before execution? When a man uses a urinal for the last time before a sex change operation.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail
My favorite part of the story:
Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he’s attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
I think I speak for all of us when I say there is no anonymity when More >
about 4 years ago - 2 comments
Do locksmiths carry keys?
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