about 2 years ago - No comments
Our idiot of the day award goes to Jonathan Parker, a 19 year old Pennsylvania kid who decided it would be a good idea to check his Facebook account while robbing a house. Problem is is that he forgot to log out of the computer when he left, leaving a simple trail for the police More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
1. You subconsciously open another tab and go to Facebook again while you already have it open
2. #1 Remixed – You have Facebook open, decide it’s stupid and you don’t want to be on the site anymore so you close it, then type in Facebook.com again.
3. You scroll to the song “Facebook” in your iPod.
4. You are at More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
I said it! December 19, 2007 that someone would get arrested for poking someone on Facebook! And it finally happened!
Mazal tov to me and my brains!
Mazal tov to Shannon Jackson as well, for being our Jacktard of the week!
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about 3 years ago - No comments
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!
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about 4 years ago - No comments
You know whats the best invention?
Facebook gifts.
Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece! If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that’s a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little More >
about 4 years ago - 1 comment
I am going to go ahead and make the prediction, that someone, someday, will sue for sexual harrasment because someone made them uncomfortable due to a facebook poke.
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