about 9 months ago - No comments
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to More >
about 1 year ago - No comments
is more tired than Michelin.
Related posts:Jerry Zeinfeld Undercover: Light ‘n’ Bullshit
about 1 year ago - No comments
You know what would suck?
A real fire after a fire drill.
Goodluck convincing people to go back outside.
Related posts:ass of u and me
caption contest
terminated
internet etiquitte lesson 1: instant messaging
pic of the day
about 1 year ago - No comments
I hate these people who update their voice messages at work to announce every moment they are in or out of the office. Well, actually come to think of it it’s kind of like a pre-historic status update. Ok nevermind I like them again.
Related posts:bless america
question of the day
forward it like its h0t
myspace abusing its employees?
Want to be More >
about 1 year ago - No comments
Is it just me or do a majority of meetings consist of just planning the next meeting?
No related posts.
about 2 years ago - No comments
You know what? I like to hold my sneezes in and save them for church. Honestly, I get a lot more out of having the head minister of a church saying “g-d bless you” than the idiot working next to my cubicle.
Related posts:Six signs you are addicted to Facebook
the missing frame
about 2 years ago - No comments
how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.
it would be nice once in a while
Related posts:childhood wasted
License to tase
complaint department
Hot Girls Always Get Special Treatment
about 2 years ago - No comments
How come athletes are the only ones with access to “performance enhancing drugs.”
The only thing available for doctors, accountants, lawyers and McDonalds workers is coffee.
This is a HIGHLY unfair isn’t it?
Maybe we shouldn’t get mad athletes when they take those things, if there was something we could inject into our asses to work better we’d More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
Dear Poindexter,
You know at the end of a lecture when the teacher asks you if anyone has any more questions?
Sorry…this just boggles my mind…you guys are so freaking smart, yet you still haven’t learned that this isn’t your cue to ask questions, but your time to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You do realize you are More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
I am a man who loves to make assumptions, so I am going to assume that in the old days, when people were fired from their jobs, they were actually set on fire.
Actually, now that I think about it, why did we ever stop this practice? How much harder would you work if being engulfed More >
