about 10 months ago - No comments
When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations. It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road. Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the More >
about 11 months ago - No comments
It’s pretty simple.
If poor people would just stop getting sick, then they wouldn’t have to worry about coverage.
Duh!
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about 1 year ago - No comments
Even the alien auto industry has been affected by the recession – causing most dealerships to close down. Fortunately this one on Madison avenue is getting by.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
There is just no more privacy in America
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about 2 years ago - No comments
I don’t know if THIS is a joke, but apparently some Eithiopians have been caught trying to sneak into America as stow aways on a plane in the overhead compartment.
This brings two things to mind
Either A. we need to send them more food
or B. Airlines can start selling the overhead compartments on flights at a More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
You know whats the best invention?
Facebook gifts.
Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece! If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that’s a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
Society, I think we need to take a step back.
Well, maybe not society, it could just be me. I am saying this because today I chose a dirtier stall over a cleaner one. Not because there was more TP available in the dirtier one, but through a year and a half of trials and testing More >
about 3 years ago - No comments
This is a snapshot from Foxnews with the latest headlines from today.
Is seems to me that the youth of America is the biggest cause of all our problems.
Any suggestions as to what we can do to them? Other then try to have sex with them and give them firearms and matches?
Maybe we should just stop More >
about 3 years ago - No comments
It used to just be Chicken. The only thing we had to worry about. Just make sure you wash it clean and refrigerate in a timely manner after bringing it out. Every once in a while it would make the news and it was happy.
Then it was Spinach, which was kind of odd, but we More >
