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The solution to the Healthcare Crisis in America
about 11 months ago - No comments
It’s pretty simple.
If poor people would just stop getting sick, then they wouldn’t have to worry about coverage.
Duh!
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Indian pive hundred
about 11 months ago - No comments
Riddle me this.
What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Descent? 80? 90?
Think all you want, but these people are actually good drivers, if they weren’t there would be a hell of a lot more wrecks.
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NYC random fact: every September 16th the street spontaneously lactates 2% milk
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An Open Letter to Roommates Everywhere
about 1 year ago - No comments
Dear Roommates,
This your final warning. Next time you decide that you are too lazy to put the new roll of TP onto the roller, I just might happen to be lazy myself and decide that the bathroom is too far and proceed to do my #2 on your Macbook Pro.
xoxoxoxo,
JZ
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I LOVE 30 ROCK!!! Forrealzies.
about 1 year ago - 2 comments
I was running to Penn station to catch the 5:14 train today when I heard “smells like teen spirit” blasting out of a Lamborghini.
I looked into the car and saw a black man so I immediately thought to myself he must be famous. Turns out it was Tracy Morgan! Sadly enough, he totally ignored me. Since I More >
Real Overheard NYC Conversations: Volume I
about 1 year ago - No comments
Mexican 1: Hold this for me I am going to go get the car.
Mexican 2: Go fuck yourself.
Real Overheard NYC Conversations contains actual conversations I overheard on the streets of New York City. If you heard something crazy post it in the comments!
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Damn You Dianne Von Furstenberg
about 1 year ago - No comments
When I turned the corner and bumped into this line of 200 women at 9:00am I thought it could only be one of two things. Either A: American women were finally coming to their senses and taking cooking classes or b: they were casting for a new season of Flavor of Love with Flava Flav. Unfortunately it More >
That’s NYC For You
about 1 year ago - No comments
All i did was walk in the store to ask for directions, two seconds later I came out and they had stolen everything
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Marketing EXTREME
about 1 year ago - No comments
I just bumped into this free snapple give away, ironically, five minutes ago I was craving something refreshing to drink. Have the marketers found a way to hack into my brain thoughts?
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El Marketing Campaign Es No Fabuloso, Colgate-Palmolive
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