stick to placebos

I am sure this happens to you all the time.

You go in for a routine leg operation and wake up with a new anus.

HOW many people were involved in the operation.  No one double checks? I double check my math homework before I turn it in, I even double check my socks to make sure they match every morning.

Better yet, why not ask the patient a simple “How are we helping you today” before they put patients to sleep.

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