i must have passed through a warp zone

After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com
It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!
This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.
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simple number crunching
about 10 months ago - No comments
When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations. It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road. Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the More >
Parent Awards: Volume I
about 1 year ago - No comments
Our prestigious parents of the day award goes to Cameron Brown, 47, of Los Angeles (Translation: the City of Angels) California. He thought it would be a great idea to throw his four year old daugter off of a cliff isntead of paying $1,000 a month for child support. Now he looks to be spending More >
It’s a Bad Day To Be a Woman
about 1 year ago - No comments
These were the headlines from foxnews.com today… it’s not a good day to be a woman… or a mom!
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about 2 years ago - No comments
Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.
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super tuesday
about 2 years ago - No comments
Bar none, I am the smartest person I know.
Up until this morning I wasn’t sure who I was going to vote for in the upcoming election.
I am pleased to announce however, I have finally made my decision.
If TV has taught me anything (and lord knows it has), sideburns are cool.
That’s why I am going with More >
anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?
about 2 years ago - No comments
Australians are great parents.
Take this for example.
Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah. They also have a dog named Cassey. Noah is a nice regular two year old boy. One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears. Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t More >
discount travel fares coming soon
about 2 years ago - No comments
I don’t know if THIS is a joke, but apparently some Eithiopians have been caught trying to sneak into America as stow aways on a plane in the overhead compartment.
This brings two things to mind
Either A. we need to send them more food
or B. Airlines can start selling the overhead compartments on flights at a More >
grape ape
about 2 years ago - No comments
If it’s 2008 in Austria like it is here, and they have to go to court to determine if Apes are real people, then how can we rely on one of their citizens to run the State of California?!
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dear lawmakaZ
about 2 years ago - No comments
After reading this article about a New York construction worker being forced into a rectal examination after an on the site construction accident, I would like to propose a check box on our licenses, similar to the organ donor, authorizing if we want objects-in-the-anus or not.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail
My favorite part of the story:
Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he’s attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
I think I speak for all of us when I say there is no anonymity when More >
