anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?

Australians are great parents.

Take this for example.

Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah.  They also have a dog named Cassey.  Noah is a nice regular two year old boy.  One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears.  Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t cool with it and proceeded to maul the boy.  With deep cuts and scratches all over the left side of his face, his mother has decided to blame her son in the incident and has decided to keep the dog.  Noah, two years old, agrees, “Cassey is a good dog”.

Highlights of the story include:

Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.

“There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming,” she said.

Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him “the luckiest boy alive”.

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