about 2 years ago - No comments
When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations. It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road. Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the More >
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Did you ever notice that most people who breathe too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?
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about 2 years ago - No comments
As the youth are getting older (apparently by the second) and having children, it’s come to my attention that the diseases they got in the late 80’s and early 90’s are still with them today, which makes me ask: What is a kid supposed to tell his friends is growing on his moms upper lip? More >
about 3 years ago - No comments
Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.
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about 3 years ago - No comments
According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine.
A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, More >
about 3 years ago - No comments
After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com
It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!
This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Bar none, I am the smartest person I know.
Up until this morning I wasn’t sure who I was going to vote for in the upcoming election.
I am pleased to announce however, I have finally made my decision.
If TV has taught me anything (and lord knows it has), sideburns are cool.
That’s why I am going with More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
Dear Doctors,
Overall, I’m the most perfect person I know. So plastic surgery is a no-go.
However, if they can figure out a way to change me so I don’t get shocked when I touch metal, I’ll be the first to sign up.
No matter how buff, strong, smart, cool, funny, sweet or perfect a person you are, More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
f _ c k better?
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Do homeless people ever spend the change they collect on vitamins?
If they can live on the street without them then why would I need them when I live in a house and work in an office?
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