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You know what’s a sad moment? Probably even sadder than when a man has his last meal before execution? When a man uses a urinal for the last time before a sex change operation.
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The next time you think about molesting
about 2 years ago - No comments
I don’t think we should go as far as not allowing sex offenders to own homes.
However I do think their homes should have to be made of clear materials so we can always see whats happening inside.
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Another prison question
about 2 years ago - No comments
When someone gets convicted and they have to serve two or three life sentences, what does that mean? So when they die, in their afterlife they have to serve time too? That must be why some people go to jail and don’t even know why.
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Prison question
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When someone goes to prison and they are living alone/single, what happens to their stuff? Do they put in it in storage? Do they have garage sales to liquidate? Do they not have ANY bills anymore? They must have at least one. Do they forward their mail to the prison? If they do not forward More >
caption contest
about 4 years ago - No comments
f _ c k better?
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blind dinner
about 4 years ago - No comments
I would really like to see pictures of the animals on the packaging of all meat I eat.
I wouldnt feel comfortable eating a girl if I didn’t know what she looked like, so I sure as hell wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a cow if I didn’t know what it looked like.
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question of the day
about 4 years ago - No comments
Do you think it feels as good for a homeless person to pee in a urinal as it does for them to sleep in a bed?
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lol
about 4 years ago - No comments
Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail
My favorite part of the story:
Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he’s attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
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pic of the day
about 4 years ago - No comments
A Bargain at only $40, I usually have to pay at least $100, plus dinner!
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when you look good you play good
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If a pitcher icing their arm enables them to pitch longer,
Then a man should be able to ice his _ _ _ _ so he can _ _ _ _ longer.
Agreed?
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