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homer sleeping

You know what I don’t get?

When people say they can’t sleep.

Not once have I ever met one of these people who say “they can’t sleep” tell this to me while they were in bed trying to sleep.

They are usually in the kitchen, or on the couch watching TV. None of these activities ever involve the necessary actions it takes to sleep, like a bed, sheets, pajamas and closed eyes.

I might as well openly announce things I can’t do either when I am clearly not trying to do them, lets see…

I can’t chainsaw a tree down

I can’t defrost my refridgerator

I can’t learn to play piano

I can’t write a successful blog


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