about 2 years ago - No comments
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
is more tired than Michelin.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
You know what would suck?
A real fire after a fire drill.
Goodluck convincing people to go back outside.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
It’s funny when people try to put too much paper into the shredder. They spend more time trying to take out the paper that got stuck instead of just following the rules.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
I hate these people who update their voice messages at work to announce every moment they are in or out of the office. Well, actually come to think of it it’s kind of like a pre-historic status update. Ok nevermind I like them again.
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forward it like its h0t
myspace abusing its employees?
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about 2 years ago - No comments
Is it just me or do a majority of meetings consist of just planning the next meeting?
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about 3 years ago - No comments
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Put your money where your mouth is
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about 4 years ago - No comments
translation: “to fatten shareholder wallets, we have hired sheep who can speak the following languages”
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about 4 years ago - No comments
You know what? I like to hold my sneezes in and save them for church. Honestly, I get a lot more out of having the head minister of a church saying “g-d bless you” than the idiot working next to my cubicle.
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