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what’s with that
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
The Mafia:
They kill people.
They shoot them, they strangle them with a thin wire, they cut whole bodies up with pocket knifes, they smash bones with sledgehammers, they cut people up with tablesaws, they bury your legs in concrete and throw you in the ocean alive, they will throw a molotov cocktail in your house while More >
GMail Suggestion
about 2 years ago - No comments
Sergey and Lawrence:
Heres an idear:
GMail should know when I receive the same forward from someone that I know and reject it from going to my inbox along with a message telling whomever sent it how I appreciate them wasting my life with their old shitty unoriginal emails.
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Persian Check
about 2 years ago - No comments
Google must not have any persian employees or else this wouldn’t be on their homepage today.
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Thanks – But I already I know I’m Fast
about 2 years ago - No comments
I bet you didn’t know this about me. But I go to the bathroom (#1) faster than anyone I know. Nine times out of ten the first thing I hear when I exit a bathroom is ”did you even go?” It’s quite embarrasing. How do I deal with it you ask? I just hang out in the bathroom More >
saturday afternoon boredom
about 4 years ago - No comments
Guess what our favorite internet search companies slogan is
!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Weird huh?
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of course, of course
about 4 years ago - No comments
I think if Humpty Dumpty were to fall today, all of the kings horses and all of the kings men would just google search how to put him back together thus rendering the whole story obsolete. It wouldn’t have even received one digg.
Which, in all honesty, this is the first time I ever thought about More >
stop whining!
about 4 years ago - No comments
You know what I don’t get?
When people say they can’t sleep.
Not once have I ever met one of these people who say “they can’t sleep” tell this to me while they were in bed trying to sleep.
They are usually in the kitchen, or on the couch watching TV. None of these activities ever involve the More >
can you spare a square?
about 4 years ago - No comments
Society, I think we need to take a step back.
Well, maybe not society, it could just be me. I am saying this because today I chose a dirtier stall over a cleaner one. Not because there was more TP available in the dirtier one, but through a year and a half of trials and testing More >
n e r d s
about 4 years ago - No comments
Dear Poindexter,
You know at the end of a lecture when the teacher asks you if anyone has any more questions?
Sorry…this just boggles my mind…you guys are so freaking smart, yet you still haven’t learned that this isn’t your cue to ask questions, but your time to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You do realize you are More >
we need a barista, STAT!
about 4 years ago - No comments
I cannot forsee any time in my life where I will have a coffee emergency and have to call this number.
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