about 2 years ago - 2 comments
The Mafia:
They kill people.
They shoot them, they strangle them with a thin wire, they cut whole bodies up with pocket knifes, they smash bones with sledgehammers, they cut people up with tablesaws, they bury your legs in concrete and throw you in the ocean alive, they will throw a molotov cocktail in your house while More >
about 2 years ago - No comments
I bet you didn’t know this about me. But I go to the bathroom (#1) faster than anyone I know. Nine times out of ten the first thing I hear when I exit a bathroom is ”did you even go?” It’s quite embarrasing. How do I deal with it you ask? I just hang out in the bathroom More >
about 3 years ago - No comments
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!
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about 4 years ago - No comments
Put your money where your mouth is
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about 4 years ago - No comments
translation: “to fatten shareholder wallets, we have hired sheep who can speak the following languages”
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about 4 years ago - No comments
how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.
it would be nice once in a while
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about 4 years ago - No comments
I think if Humpty Dumpty were to fall today, all of the kings horses and all of the kings men would just google search how to put him back together thus rendering the whole story obsolete. It wouldn’t have even received one digg.
Which, in all honesty, this is the first time I ever thought about More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
I love Walmart, but for them to have the word “Always” as a registered trademarked, thats a bit much isn’t it?
(Incase you are wondering, yes I had to pay to post it here and yes it cost over 4 figures)
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about 4 years ago - No comments
You know what I don’t get?
When people say they can’t sleep.
Not once have I ever met one of these people who say “they can’t sleep” tell this to me while they were in bed trying to sleep.
They are usually in the kitchen, or on the couch watching TV. None of these activities ever involve the More >
about 4 years ago - No comments
Gentleman and gentleman,
It’s my pleasure to introduce to you the Boeing Humvee-mounted laser avenger, designed to kill any aging hippy liberal douche that stands in the way between you and, well, your other Hummers.
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