i need a maid, i mean a wife

Dear Science,

How come my shower tub gets dirty?  Yes, sometimes I go in there dirty, whether it’s from the gym, working in the garden, or regular daily grime.  But I wash myself with soap and the water is running constantly.  Why does this combination of water and soap not keep the tub clean all the time?

I don’t get it.

Does soap not do anything to tubs?  Maybe we should start making tubs out of humans, because I know it works on them.

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