clip tuck

I don’t have much need for fake tits other than to touch them.

Laser surgery? I am really not that hairy.

Nose job? Perfect nose, and I’m jewish.

Calf implants? Go Fuck yourself.

What I could use is nail shortening surgery.  No matter how often I cut them, whenever I look down they seem to be too long again.  Then it takes me two days to remember to cut them and by this time they are ridiculous.

Could you please just do something to me so they will stop growing so I can get to work?

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