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I don’t know when the fork was, but I am glad I went down that road and not this one.
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Want to be an Office Comedian?
about 2 years ago - No comments
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to More >
Indian pive hundred
about 2 years ago - No comments
Riddle me this.
What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Descent? 80? 90?
Think all you want, but these people are actually good drivers, if they weren’t there would be a hell of a lot more wrecks.
My question to you: Why do we not have any Indian Drivers in Nascar or anykind More >
NYC random fact: every September 16th the street spontaneously lactates 2% milk
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I LOVE 30 ROCK!!! Forrealzies.
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
I was running to Penn station to catch the 5:14 train today when I heard “smells like teen spirit” blasting out of a Lamborghini.
I looked into the car and saw a black man so I immediately thought to myself he must be famous. Turns out it was Tracy Morgan! Sadly enough, he totally ignored me. Since I More >
Jerry Zeinfeld…
about 2 years ago - No comments
is more tired than Michelin.
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Real Overheard NYC Conversations: Volume I
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Mexican 1: Hold this for me I am going to go get the car.
Mexican 2: Go fuck yourself.
Real Overheard NYC Conversations contains actual conversations I overheard on the streets of New York City. If you heard something crazy post it in the comments!
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The Manager Who Cried Wolf
about 2 years ago - No comments
You know what would suck?
A real fire after a fire drill.
Goodluck convincing people to go back outside.
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An Open Letter to Lazy Office Workers
about 2 years ago - No comments
It’s funny when people try to put too much paper into the shredder. They spend more time trying to take out the paper that got stuck instead of just following the rules.
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Damn You Dianne Von Furstenberg
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When I turned the corner and bumped into this line of 200 women at 9:00am I thought it could only be one of two things. Either A: American women were finally coming to their senses and taking cooking classes or b: they were casting for a new season of Flavor of Love with Flava Flav. Unfortunately it More >
about 4 years ago
It looks like I photoshopped him in, but I didn’t! I have the video to prove it, unless I made a fake video too.