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Do locksmiths carry keys?
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popsickle stick fun
about 2 years ago - No comments
What would happen if you taped a popsickle stick to a pigeon to the point that it could not bob its head up and down? Anyone want to try?
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Riddle me this.
What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Descent? 80? 90?
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about 4 years ago - No comments
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about 4 years ago
another question…
If you eat hot pockets cold…are they still hot pockets or jsut pockets?
about 4 years ago
Well, technically before anyone eats them they are tubes, they aren’t even hot.
So there is two casai (plural of case is not cases, it’s casai) of false advertising here. What they should be calling them are frozen tubes since you find them in the freezer isle.
When they are heated, they become hot tubes.
When the first bite is taken, they become hot pockets.
If you have a large mouth you can cut out the middle man and just eat the hot tube.