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How many times have you been working on something important on word or excel, only to realize that he has shown up on screen and the last three minutes of typing didn’t go through? If that’s not enough it takes another ten minutes to get rid of him. Was this some sick joke by Microsoft?
Rumor has it that Bill had his programmers working 80-90 hour weeks while trying to create Windows 95. Late one night one programmer was in his 33rd straight hour when he started hallucinating and talking to a paper clip on his desk. Steve Balmer came in and saw all of this and instantly fell in love. Thus, the office assistant was born.
PS. I wonder if he made the cut for Windows Vista. Survey says: Please God no!
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JZ is proud to announce he is the number one search result on Microsoft’s new search engine Bing…
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ilove being raped in the anus !
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Society, I think we need to take a step back.
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A Bargain at only $40, I usually have to pay at least $100, plus dinner!
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I don’t know what an mp4 player is, my best guess is that it plays music from the future??
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What is Manila? And how come it only comes in folder form? Have we not found any ways to use this resource? The scientists should reconsider their studies in corn powered fuel, and shift their focuses on this untapped power juggernaut.
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potty mouth!
about 4 years ago - No comments
If you are cool and you have the iPhone, you may have noticed when typing wtf, it automatically caps it to “WTF”.
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Better ask Steve!
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Last week we realized that Jack Bauers gun never needs reloading. This week? His cell phone – he never needs to charge it. They are running around looking for some suitcase nukes, but I would check his cell phone because it seems to be running on nuclear power too.
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about 5 years ago - No comments
For the last time, a flat screen is NOT the same thing as a flat PANEL. You still don’t get it?
THIS IS A FLAT PANEL!!! Your flat panels are either LCD or Plasma. They cost MUCH more, look MUCH better, and increase your feng-shui ten fold.
This, is a flat SCREEN (below)
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