you must not know bout me
You may have seen this before, there is a crime, and they offer a reward leading to the arrest of the criminal. They even say you can remain anonymous.
Which is why I am proud to announce that tomorrow I am going to become a detective, and right before I am about to solve a crime I am going to call the police and give them the information on that crime. Of course, they will call me back with that same information (as if I didn’t know already,…"Oh, where is the killer? Wow, I would never have guessed!" and I will make the arrest.
So in the end, I will do my job in catching the criminal, and earn an anonymous tax-free commission while doing it. What a country!
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