i love global warming

Global warming is the best thing that ever happened to me.  I love it so much I have converted everything in my apartment to aerosol form where available.  The weather in NY has been amazing this winter.  It has been around 50 for the past few weeks.  It has not even snowed here, let alone be been even remotely cold.  On New years I was in the city with a short sleeve shirt and my North Face Vest. And it is all thanks to global warming!

Sike.  Global warming is fake, the weather has always been good in NY.  New Yorkers are just such assholes.  They have been broadcasting fake news to the rest of the US all these years to get us not to come here.  But they are lying!! The weather is great here! Better than anywhere else!  I have even seen palm trees in NYC!*

*please note I have not seen palm trees in NYC.

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