Jerry Zeinfeld Undercover: Light ‘n’ Bullshit

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Seems like our friends at tropicana have thrown out a little twister of their own.

The following are the nutritional facts of two of their products.  One being their Tropicana Calcium + Vitamin D Orange Juice.  The other being their new product, Light N Healthy with Calcium (I decided to compare orange to half oranges here and am using the Tropicana + calcium since they do not have a plain light n healthy to compare to, which you will notice contains the addition of the FruitCal which adds the artificial calcium).

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As you can see, the secret ingredient to making their product is simple: Just add water!  58% more water than juice to be exact.  So what are they doing with all of this extra juice they are saving?

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Person A: Whats that smell? it smells like hot dogs.. does anyone else smell it?

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