Want to be an Office Comedian?
Nov 11th
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to review:
Person A: Whats that smell? it smells like hot dogs.. does anyone else smell it?
Person B: It’s my new cologne “Frankfurter” by Jean Paul Gaultier.
Let the LoLz roll in.
simple number crunching
Nov 2nd
When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations. It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road. Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the WPA or half off Tuesdays because of excessive potholes.
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